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Do Bigfoots eat Corn?

Posted in Uncategorized by peakisms on June 30, 2011

They just passed a law where you can hunt deer over corn starting this year. I saw some bigfoot sign on the property last year and I’m just wondering if anyone knows whether they are attracted to corn. It’s not that I’m afraid to shoot one. It’s really a moral issue. I don’t think there are any laws against it but I’m not sure if it’s morally right to shoot one. And if I injured one I wouldn’t know if I’m supposed to take them to the hospital or the vet. I was also wondering something else. We sometimes use Doe In Heat scent to attract Bucks. I might be afraid to put Bigfoot in heat scent on my boots. A male bigfoot might make me his bitch and I don’t know if I could look my friends in the eye after that. Anyway, I’m going to put my trailcam out so I’ll keep you posted.

See ya bitches
Peak

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Not Gay Enough???

Posted in Uncategorized by peakisms on June 30, 2011

I wonder what the procedure is to prove that your gay enough to be on the softball team. If I was a single guy I’d start a Whore Softball team and require proof to be on the team.

This is for you Chris Hansen. I know you’re having a rough day but I do thank you for all the….

Posted in Uncategorized by peakisms on June 30, 2011

awesome To Catch a Predator episodes. I always loved it when you read the perverts’ chat log back to them. I’m sure you got tired of spanking your monk at home reading the chats to yourself and eventually had to get some strange yourself.

A male enhancement that doesn’t really enhance

Posted in Uncategorized by peakisms on June 29, 2011

I was talking to some guys last night and one of them was talking about a problem that I’ve never really thought about. We all know that a man with a huge wang has advantages on other men. But this guy said he had an unsually large set of balls that hang down into the toilet when he takes a crap. I’ve never even considered this but that has to be a real pain in the ass with no real benefits. Sorry to hear that dude.

Get Some Bush
Peak

I’m scared to comment on this but had to show it for the public good(and all you sickos)

Posted in Uncategorized by peakisms on June 28, 2011

A tragic loss of a family sticker

Posted in Uncategorized by peakisms on June 28, 2011

This Southwest pilot is making some sense

Posted in Uncategorized by peakisms on June 28, 2011

I’m not too sure this is the guy I would pick as a pitchman

Posted in Uncategorized by peakisms on June 27, 2011

I saw this commercial a while back and I said to myself, surely that’s not the same guy. Watch this IBM commercial and see if you recognize this guy:

If it still doesn’t ring a bell, check this video out:

Wow!

If my wife pops out another rug rat I’m going to read them this. I think I just teared up.

Posted in Uncategorized by peakisms on June 22, 2011

Finally, some real news reporting. Classic!

Posted in Uncategorized by peakisms on June 22, 2011